So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.
This is a fantastic mashup! :D
Also Pop Punk forever. <3
"I am opposed to googly eyes, those eggs of misery and oppression; I am opposed to them largely for what they do to those who exercise them."
Many thanks to the anonymous genius who suggested putting googly eyes on the ships!
Ack! It’s so cute! My soul is content. I love this series.
A once-in-a-lifetime sale from Cards Against Humanity
It’s a great joke for a bit.
Then you remember that TONS of people are going to be buying Cards Against Humanity today over on Amazon. Then you remember that Amazon Affiliate store links can give the affiliate producer a small percentage of any sales Amazon makes off of the linked customer (there are some restrictions and fine print, of course, and it’s small percentages), and that people who check out the joke might then buy something when they see all the stuff on sale over on Amazon.
Now it’s a better, if bleaker, joke but it trades in its satirical cred and takes on a somewhat mean-spirited, market-savvy edge.